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Massa taxi meter out of digits

Massa taxi meter out of digits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 30, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)

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Hamilton 2016 unreliability championship loss narrative tour continues

Hamilton 2016 unreliability championship loss narrative tour continues

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 24, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton’s expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing. (more…)

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Button to return to F1 as middle-aged woman’s fantasy

Button to return to F1 as middle-aged woman’s fantasy

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 20, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Jenson Button is to make a dramatic return to F1, unshaven and oiled up but only in various middle aged women’s daydreams, it’s been revealed. (more…)

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Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission

Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 16, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)

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Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 13, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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Racing drivers form orderly queue for Rosberg seat

Racing drivers form orderly queue for Rosberg seat

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 7, 2016
  • Post Category:In Pictures

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“Whatever,” says Rosberg

“Whatever,” says Rosberg

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:December 4, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)

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Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush

Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 26, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)

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Whatever happens, I will still be World Champion of bellends says Hamilton

Whatever happens, I will still be World Champion of bellends says Hamilton

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 23, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton doesn’t care what happens in the climax of the drivers’ championship as he will still be F1’s undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it. (more…)

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Ecclestone demands Grand Prix to be shortened just to good bits

Ecclestone demands Grand Prix to be shortened just to good bits

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 20, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Bernie Ecclestone has asked for future Grand Prix to run only for as long as all the good bits last or in the case of the Spanish Grand Prix, just not to start. (more…)

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Jos Verstappen copyrights Max Verstappen comparisons

Jos Verstappen copyrights Max Verstappen comparisons

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 17, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Future Max Verstappen comparisons to drivers doing Max Verstappen type things are to be monetized by the 19 year old’s dad, Jos. (more…)

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F1 working group to make abuse mandatory

F1 working group to make abuse mandatory

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 13, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

The F1 technical working group is considering introducing a mandatory driver swearing period for each race from 2017. (more…)

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Williams, Stroll unsure who bitch going to be

Williams, Stroll unsure who bitch going to be

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 8, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

New Williams signing, Lance Stroll isn’t sure whether the team or him will be the proverbial bitch of the arrangement for the 2017 season. (more…)

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Ricciardo shoes say thank fuck for that

Ricciardo shoes say thank fuck for that

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:November 5, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo’s shoes are massively relieved after their wearer’s 3rd place position was only rewarded once the Mexican Grand Prix’s podium ceremony had finished. (more…)

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Whiting still thinking about fucking himself

Whiting still thinking about fucking himself

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 31, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Charlie Whiting is still thinking about whether he should go fuck himself. (more…)

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Kvyat definitely got something on Marko, everyone thinking

Kvyat definitely got something on Marko, everyone thinking

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 25, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Daniil Kvyat’s recent re-signing with Toro Rosso must mean he knows something about Helmut Marko, everyone reckons. (more…)

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Rosberg fans demand panic timetable

Rosberg fans demand panic timetable

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 22, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)

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Oh yeah – Haas, go F1 fans

Oh yeah – Haas, go F1 fans

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 19, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

F1 fans have just remembered Haas are on the grid. (more…)

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God sub-contracting Lewis mechanical failures

God sub-contracting Lewis mechanical failures

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 15, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

God has confirmed he’s delegated Lewis Hamilton’s breakdowns to a junior deity previously working in parks and recreation. (more…)

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Verstappen also cheated at stone, scissors, paper confirm classmates

Verstappen also cheated at stone, scissors, paper confirm classmates

  • Post author:Ed
  • Post published:October 12, 2016
  • Post Category:Formula 1

Max Verstappen used to show his hand at stone, scissors, paper fractionally after the opposing player had, ex-classmates have confirmed. (more…)

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IN SHORT

  • Raikkonen retirement: pretty sure I did this years ago, claims Finn

  • Silverstone proud of latest Covid strain branding

  • Hamilton Knighthood: what the fuck do we call Sir now? ask entourage

  • Grosjean lists main F1 achievements as not killing anybody

  • Bottas doing Bottas critics’ job better than Bottas critics

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