Massa taxi meter out of digits
Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)
Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton’s expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing. (more…)
Jenson Button is to make a dramatic return to F1, unshaven and oiled up but only in various middle aged women’s daydreams, it’s been revealed. (more…)
Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)
Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)
Lewis Hamilton doesn’t care what happens in the climax of the drivers’ championship as he will still be F1’s undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it. (more…)
Bernie Ecclestone has asked for future Grand Prix to run only for as long as all the good bits last or in the case of the Spanish Grand Prix, just not to start. (more…)
Future Max Verstappen comparisons to drivers doing Max Verstappen type things are to be monetized by the 19 year old’s dad, Jos. (more…)
The F1 technical working group is considering introducing a mandatory driver swearing period for each race from 2017. (more…)
New Williams signing, Lance Stroll isn’t sure whether the team or him will be the proverbial bitch of the arrangement for the 2017 season. (more…)
Daniel Ricciardo’s shoes are massively relieved after their wearer’s 3rd place position was only rewarded once the Mexican Grand Prix’s podium ceremony had finished. (more…)
Charlie Whiting is still thinking about whether he should go fuck himself. (more…)
Daniil Kvyat’s recent re-signing with Toro Rosso must mean he knows something about Helmut Marko, everyone reckons. (more…)
Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)
God has confirmed he’s delegated Lewis Hamilton’s breakdowns to a junior deity previously working in parks and recreation. (more…)
Max Verstappen used to show his hand at stone, scissors, paper fractionally after the opposing player had, ex-classmates have confirmed. (more…)