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Massa taxi meter out of digits

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 30, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Felipe Massa’s taxi driver is still waiting outside the Williams factory with the meter having gone off the clock. (more…)

Hamilton 2016 unreliability championship loss narrative tour continues

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 24, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton’s expedition to find the last group of people on Earth still unaware the Englishman lost the 2016 F1 drivers World Championship because of reliability issues is still ongoing. (more…)

Button to return to F1 as middle-aged woman’s fantasy

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 20, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Jenson Button is to make a dramatic return to F1, unshaven and oiled up but only in various middle aged women’s daydreams, it’s been revealed. (more…)

Rosberg F1 language challenge absence quit admission

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 16, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg has admitted the reason he quit F1 was the lack of a new language to address the public from the rostrum in 2017. (more…)

Williams line up promising youngster for Bottas seat

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 13, 2016
Post Category:In Pictures

Racing drivers form orderly queue for Rosberg seat

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 7, 2016
Post Category:In Pictures

“Whatever,” says Rosberg

Post author:Ed
Post published:December 4, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton’s faint praise damnation of Nico Rosberg’s retirement announcement has been met with the universally acknowledged sign of total indifference. (more…)

Dennis exit sparks Mclaren personnel final day board game rush

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 26, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Ron Dennis‘ sudden removal from the Mclaren team as CEO finally let its employees have the chance to bring board games in for the last Grand Prix of the season. (more…)

Whatever happens, I will still be World Champion of bellends says Hamilton

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 23, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Lewis Hamilton doesn’t care what happens in the climax of the drivers’ championship as he will still be F1’s undisputed number 1 cockwand come the end of it. (more…)

Ecclestone demands Grand Prix to be shortened just to good bits

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 20, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Bernie Ecclestone has asked for future Grand Prix to run only for as long as all the good bits last or in the case of the Spanish Grand Prix, just not to start. (more…)

Jos Verstappen copyrights Max Verstappen comparisons

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 17, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Future Max Verstappen comparisons to drivers doing Max Verstappen type things are to be monetized by the 19 year old’s dad, Jos. (more…)

F1 working group to make abuse mandatory

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 13, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

The F1 technical working group is considering introducing a mandatory driver swearing period for each race from 2017. (more…)

Williams, Stroll unsure who bitch going to be

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 8, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

New Williams signing, Lance Stroll isn’t sure whether the team or him will be the proverbial bitch of the arrangement for the 2017 season. (more…)

Ricciardo shoes say thank fuck for that

Post author:Ed
Post published:November 5, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Daniel Ricciardo’s shoes are massively relieved after their wearer’s 3rd place position was only rewarded once the Mexican Grand Prix’s podium ceremony had finished. (more…)

Whiting still thinking about fucking himself

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 31, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Charlie Whiting is still thinking about whether he should go fuck himself. (more…)

Kvyat definitely got something on Marko, everyone thinking

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 25, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Daniil Kvyat’s recent re-signing with Toro Rosso must mean he knows something about Helmut Marko, everyone reckons. (more…)

Rosberg fans demand panic timetable

Post author:Ed
Post published:October 22, 2016
Post Category:Formula 1

Nico Rosberg fans are demanding to know when they should start panicking at the inevitable erosion of their driver’s seemingly insurmountable drivers championship lead. (more…)