Montezemolo still banging on about unprecedented success

That Luca di Montezemolo is still going on and on about multiple world championships and record car sales, the current Ferrari management have complained.

The now ex-President of the Italian concern was fired in October with his executors not hanging about in blaming absolutely everything wrong with Ferrari on the long haired dandy patrician show-off.

Replacement scapegoat, Sergio Marchionne said, “Ferrari haven’t won anything since 2007 and it’s all that foppish tit’s fault.”

Luca di Montezemolo

All that success: what was I *thinking*

“Yes we came close a couple of times, won loads of races and sold more cars at a higher profit margin than ever before. Yes we won multiple world championships before that and helped create the most successful driver/car partnership in Formula 1 history.”

“But apart from that: what has Luca ever done for us?” he whined.

Di Montezemolo took over as Ferrari President in 1991 turning the road car business to profit for the first time in a decade, and setting the F1 team on a path of unprecedented dominance.

But it all turned to shit in the last couple of years so: fuck him.

“Glory, glory, glory; riches, riches riches: Christ, he doesn’t half go on about it,” added Marchionne.

“What does he want: a job or something?  Jesus.

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