Montezemolo still banging on about unprecedented success
That Luca di Montezemolo is still going on and on about multiple world championships and record car sales, the current Ferrari management have complained. (more…)
Last bloke from previous Ferrari regime cowering in Maranello basement
Mclaren bullshit investment paying off
Mclaren's spending on obfuscation, deception and outright horseshittery is beginning to pay dividends, say experts. The shiny silver perenial underachievers have compounded somehow luring a major manufacturer to drag their…
Mclaren beard maintenance final F1 career challenge, insists Alonso
Maintaining a beard for an entire season at Mclaren is Fernando Alonso's final and most important motorsports challenge, their newest recruit has insisted. Sporting the full on D'Artagnan or, "semi-Roy…
Button, Dennis cuckold bombshell
The reason Ron Dennis divorced his wife over 5 years ago was because he caught Jenson Button sleeping with her. Well he must have done otherwise why is the 34…
FIA declare Double Points like when they used to race in South Africa
The FIA have decided double points will be like when everyone happily raced in Apartheid South Africa for years but that’s like, in the past and stuff. (more…)
Vettel hands back 2012 title
After driving the 2012 F1 Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel has handed back his World Driver's title for that season. The apparently legitimate 4-time driver's champion made the donation after undergoing his…
Toro Rosso basically just wanting to hang out with Carlos Sainz at weekends
Toro Rosso have hired Carlos Sainz jnr so they get to hang out with his cool dad. The Tesco Value Red Bull team announced the appointment alongside their new recruit…
Mattiacci regrets not having long enough to fuck Ferrari up properly
Newest sacked Ferrari boss Marco Mattiacci regrets not being given long enough to properly fuck up the Italian F1 concern. The 43 year old only had 7 months at the…
Does this Double Cheeseburger count as well, asks Rosberg?
Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…
Dennis determined to out-arsehole Horner
Ron Dennis is absolutely committed to being Formula 1's top ballbag no matter what anyone else does - apart from Bernie Ecclestone. The 67 year old head of Mclaren announced…
Marussia and Caterham Megatron merge attempt ends in failure
Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…
Caterham unsure what twice fuck-all is
Caterham aren't sure if finishing last at Abu Dhabi means finishing twice as good as that or you get a bonus point just for turning up or if it means…
F1 to pursue Bingo and Sanatogen backing
F1 is going all out to acquire sponsorship for its key audience of nearly-dead wealthied pensioners. The multi-billion dollar global sport being that thing because billions of people have given…
HRT won in the end
The defunct F1 team HRT ended up as the best of the 3 teams that entered F1 in 2010 because they lost the least money. The Spanish concern burbled along…