That Luca di Montezemolo is still going on and on about multiple world championships and record car sales, the current Ferrari management have complained. (more…)
A Ferrari mechanic of 10 years’ service has yet to be fired from the Italian team because nobody from the new regime knows about the cellar he’s hiding in. (more…)
Mclaren's spending on obfuscation, deception and outright horseshittery is beginning to pay dividends, say experts. The shiny silver perenial underachievers have compounded somehow luring a major manufacturer to drag their…
Maintaining a beard for an entire season at Mclaren is Fernando Alonso's final and most important motorsports challenge, their newest recruit has insisted. Sporting the full on D'Artagnan or, "semi-Roy…
The reason Ron Dennis divorced his wife over 5 years ago was because he caught Jenson Button sleeping with her. Well he must have done otherwise why is the 34…
The FIA have decided double points will be like when everyone happily raced in Apartheid South Africa for years but that’s like, in the past and stuff. (more…)
After driving the 2012 F1 Ferrari, Sebastian Vettel has handed back his World Driver's title for that season. The apparently legitimate 4-time driver's champion made the donation after undergoing his…
Toro Rosso have hired Carlos Sainz jnr so they get to hang out with his cool dad. The Tesco Value Red Bull team announced the appointment alongside their new recruit…
Newest sacked Ferrari boss Marco Mattiacci regrets not being given long enough to properly fuck up the Italian F1 concern. The 43 year old only had 7 months at the…
Nico Rosberg is desperately hoping the double cheeseburger he just consumed means he now gets *4* times as many points in the season closing Abu Dhabi race. Or he is…
Ron Dennis is absolutely committed to being Formula 1's top ballbag no matter what anyone else does - apart from Bernie Ecclestone. The 67 year old head of Mclaren announced…
Marussia's attempt to join up with the Caterham team and become Megatron, failed when it couldn't get out of Abu Dhabi customs. The red and black team was planning on…
Caterham aren't sure if finishing last at Abu Dhabi means finishing twice as good as that or you get a bonus point just for turning up or if it means…
F1 is going all out to acquire sponsorship for its key audience of nearly-dead wealthied pensioners. The multi-billion dollar global sport being that thing because billions of people have given…
The defunct F1 team HRT ended up as the best of the 3 teams that entered F1 in 2010 because they lost the least money. The Spanish concern burbled along…
