The apparently recalcitrant F1 mount has caught fire, shed wheels and eaten it’s own gearbox more times than the Australian can count – over 20 times during a 7 year period.
But the Adrian Newey penned shitbox has been defending itself against accusations of unreliability by pointing out who it’s been carrying the best part of a decade.
Now look what you’ve done – again
“But no, I got a whining Australian with a gipsy’s curse on one shoulder and a chip the size of a boulder on the other.”
“@Aussiegrit my arse: he should have been @Aussieshit if you’d seen what I’ve had to put up with,” the finely honed carbon fibre 4-wheeled missile coughed from its exhausts.
The otherwise apparently multiple-championship winning car was then told who was going to be driving it next year.
“For fuck’s sake! Another one? I’m going to be the laughing stock of the paddock – and that’s including Lotus”, it revved disconsolently.