Michael Schumacher ‘s legacy is to be reevaluated by a panel of independent lawyers.
The 7 times twice retired champion used to be the most feared competitor on the grid before his comeback in 2010 made him the most embarrassing person to hang out with at a Taki Inoue book signing.
Don’t look so stupid now, do I?
Grand Prix legend-evaluator, Mick Hucknall commented, “Michael Schumacher was a legend, then he wasn’t.”
“But maybe it’s time for us to look again at what made us all change our minds? Unless it isn’t and we were right all along.”
“Hang on, does that mean he’s a legend or not? See, even I’m confused,” the singer of hit singles Holding Back the Years and that other one said.
The panel, comprised entirely of rejected jury members from The Voice has been instructed to report back to a panel of FIA pundits made up entirely of rejected jury members of The ‘X’ Factor by the end of F1’s summer break.
Michael Ball said, “ranking Grand Prix drivers is one of the hardest idle pastimes in the entire field of sports-guessmanship.”
“Fuck knows,” he added.