Lewis Hamilton sacks mother
Lewis Hamilton is releasing mother Carmen from her parenting duties. (more…)
Schumacher retirement collection suspended
Michael Schumacher’s retirement collection plate has been recalled. The 7-Times Champion’s card and envelope has been circulating the paddock in recent weeks accumulating loose change and grudging words of thanks…
Sergio Perez warned off haunted house
Sergio Perez has been warned by a wild-eyed old man with chaotic hair not to go in that big Italian house. The 22-year-old was attempting to retrieve a valuable legacy…
Mercedes get tits out
Mercedes GP have started leaning over in front of Lewis Hamilton in a low-cut dress.
Barrichello available for Puss in Boots
Rubens Barrichello has put it out there that he’s available to play Dick Whittington in the Oxford Playhouse’s Christmas 2012 production of Puss in Boots. The 40 year-old admitted that…
Felipe Massa drama reaches poignant 2nd act
Felipe Massa’s brief spike in competitiveness during the summer was just an elaborate plot device. The most recent development in the Brazilian’s crazy 12 year F1 career – a dramatic…
Boring graph shit prompts Hamilton Twitter exodus
Lewis Hamilton has lost thousands of Twitter followers after posting a series of boring statistical tweets. The 27 year old took to the social networking site to express his frustrations…