Michael Schumacher is wondering whether he has entered the penitent realm of purgatory as a result of previously committed driving sins. (more…)
Williams regret Barcelona celebratory Avengers Assemble viewing
Venezuela is bracing itself for the world’s population to suddenly rock up on its doorstep unannounced, writes our developing world sightseer correspondent, Alan Wicker-Basket. (more…)
Mclaren are well on their way to achieving Ron Dennis’ goal of single-handedly saving the planet from environmental destruction in 2012. The team from Woking attracted much criticism at the…
2013 Ferrari Massa being considered for, revealed
Mclaren are unable to figure out when a design is good enough to steal or not, writes our plagiarism correspondent, Stig Quim-stretch. (more…)
Mclaren mechanic instructors rethink
A wheezing, unemployed layabout still believes in the impossible so long as Rubens Barrichello does, writes our deluded shirker correspondent, Mike Berry-Buck-Mills-Stipe. With multiple convictions for shop-lifting and affray, 47…
"You’re scared of *me*???" Mugello tells Petrov
The new HRT base feels really welcoming thanks to getting these shelves up promptly, boss Luis Perez-Sala admitted proudly. Criticized for failing to attend the only F1 test of the…
Alonso Ferrari upgrade verdict in
Fabiana Flosi’s presumption that her octogenarian fiancé Bernie Ecclestone will drop dead of heart failure any minute now is fundamentally flawed, writes our coronary disease gold digger correspondent, Vicky Valves.…
