Mclaren save planet

Mclaren are well on their way to achieving Ron Dennis’ goal of single-handedly saving the planet from environmental destruction in 2012. The team from Woking attracted much criticism at the…

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Barrichello F1 dream an inspiration, says out-of-breath 40-something alcoholic

A wheezing, unemployed layabout still believes in the impossible so long as Rubens Barrichello does, writes our deluded shirker correspondent, Mike Berry-Buck-Mills-Stipe. With multiple convictions for shop-lifting and affray, 47…

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Ecclestone fiancé heart defect gamble blunder

Fabiana Flosi’s presumption that her octogenarian fiancé Bernie Ecclestone will drop dead of heart failure any minute now is fundamentally flawed, writes our coronary disease gold digger correspondent, Vicky Valves.…

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