Steve Rider to grow breasts

Former TV sports anchor, Steve Rider is considering growing a pair of tits, it's been revealed. The stalwart of BBC's all-day sportathon, Grandstand, ITV F1 coverage, Champions League football and…

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2013 Pirellis to fuck you right up

Pirelli are working on a compound of tyres that won’t take no messing if you spill its pint. The Italian rubberized wheel specialists made the announcement following fears the compounds…

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Ferrari to build Terminator

Ferrari are to concentrate their resources on building a Terminator like out of the films. Having finished scraping the world's final barrel, the Italian team have decided the best chance lead…

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Sexy Red Bull image being eroded by F1 team

The Red Bull F1 team are systematically destroying everything the parent company’s marketing department has spent billions of dollars trying to create over the last 10 years. Attempting to cultivate…

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