That funny looking bloke from IT saw a Hulk headline in Autosport and wanted to talk to you for the first time ever
Bedroom, curtains drawn: Robert Kubica is deferring his return to F1 whilst he conquers Codemasters’ simulation of the same thing on the hard setting, writes our reluctant sportsman correspondent, Steve…
Lotus have suddenly realised pumping out an endless stream of inane PR isn't enough to compete in Formula 1, writes our marketing guff correspondent, Hugo Toss. The black and gold…
Gatwick Travel Lodge: The Formula One Teams Association is to leave itself it was announced. The 3 year-old loose alliance of F1 teams, created to capitulate more efficiently during long,…
Absolutely Caracas: Pastor Maldonado’s re-signing for Williams just goes to show how damn fine Venezuala’s economy is doing compared to your country’s unmitigated fuck-up, writes our defiant Latin American country correspondent, John-Pueblo Naranja. (more…)
Grassy mall: Claims by conspiracy theorists that Mark Webber’s Brazilian Grand Prix victory was achieved thanks to an invented gearbox problem on his team-mate’s car have been condemned by rival…
Drunk guy wakes up and wonders what his buddies have got him into *this* time
The Priory: Sam Michael has been admitted to a clinic for psychological counseling following a temporary breakdown in Abu Dhabi, writes our trauma correspondent, Erika Boss-Chops. The collapse shortly after…
Lewis heights potential revealed
Spain: Felipe Massa has laid the blame for being unable to blame Lewis Hamilton for his latest debacle squarely on Lewis Hamilton, writes our blame game shame aim correspondent, Amy…
Nicholas Hamilton is concerned his brother’s Abu Dhabi F1 victory Birthday present has made all his subsequent parental gift efforts utterly inadequate
Total Recall: Nobody in the F1 paddock is quite sure who they’re working for any more, reveals our uncertain employment correspondent, Steve Bumcheeks. Following the Geneva summit at which 3…
Double World Champion Sebastian Vettel has been urged to cultivate some sort of psychosis to avoid everyone getting bored of his interminable victories
The entire population of India gave thanks to Team Lotus last Sunday for not letting Karun Chandhok tar his fellow countrymen with the same brush
