Ralf F1 drive speculation mostly limited to inside of Ralf’s mind, claim reports

Recent heightened speculation that, together with his brother, Ralf Schumacher was about to re-join Formula 1 are said to have originated, been spread, achieved a modicum of credibility and been taken seriously by others solely from inside the ex-Toyota driver’s head

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Briatore and Mosley to settle this in the fucking car park, alright?

The war of words between ex-F1 supremo Max Mosley and ex-team principal, disgraced comedy-jowled Italian Flavio Briatore rose to boiling point last night when the former - or possibly the latter - finally snapped whilst on his second pint and urged his protagonist to settle this like men in the car park following yet another harsh exchange of views concerning the latter’s right to even lace the former’s fucking shoes.

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Schuey fan return: Mullet & Euro-Disco costs spark circuit bankruptcy fears

Vind aff Change: Michael Schumacher’s comeback has sent European racetracks into a kraut-crowd induced tailspin thanks to the multiple world champ’s army of sartorially challenged German fans following the new Mercedes driver out of retirement and into the 2010 F1 calendar. (more…)

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Legally dubious innovation, metal fatigue and money laundering: Fernandes makes Lotus heritage protection vow

Norfelch: New boss Tony Fernandes today promised to remain true to Team Lotus history and values by introducing a scheme to ensure the car broke down or crashed off for…

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Raikkonen rally safety fears: WRC to remove all Kingfisher logos from trees, rocks & lampposts

Kimi Raikkonen’s move to the WRC  has created safety fears amidst administrators of the tin top gravel bashing woodland havoc spectacle. The vodka-guzzling 2007 F1 world champion’s move had long…

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BBC Sports Personality of the Year: British public reiterate they really, really fucking hate F1 – honestly

Semi-detached Barratt home on grey, anonymous, dreary, Mondeo-riddled street where legions and legions of overweight, unimaginative middle-managers live out their flat-screen tv, wireless, smokeless, tasteless, pointless lives with their saggy,…

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