Todmorden Car Boot Sale: Providers and consumers of low-brow F1 chintz were today united in sartorially-challenged despair at the news that yet another F1 Team was up for sale, it says here.
Following last week’s announcement that not enough people are buying the over-30s alcohol mixer to fund their junior team, Toro Rosso, Red Bull were forced to admit that they were putting their Tesco Value sibling up for adoption, simultaneously facing stinging criticism that they were just in F1 for the money, glamour, promotional opportunities and tits.
Crisis talks within the sleep-bamboozling, fizzy tonic producer had already reached molehill proportions before the FIA’s decision to only allow teams to enter with cars what they have made themselves out of ideas from their own minds, effectively signed the death knell for teams using other cars to go racing such as themselves, Super Aguri and Mclaren.
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This leaves the F1 Circus facing yet another change in line-up following the sale of Spyker to Force India late last year which itself had already been bought and sold a total of about 87 times by loveable cockney rogue, Irishman Eddie Jordan.
But just as chubby English language mangling TV pundit, Mark Blundell has it: nuffink is what it appears on the surface and that; and team principle Gerhard Berger for one was swift to rebut suggestions that the sale was anything other than a fait accompli.
“It’s all boolshet! Orl uff it!!” he rebutted from under an overflowing fountain of caviar-smeared hookers and $100 bills.
