F1 teams have vowed to rethink their profligate attitudes and reduce spending dramatically on future gatherings dealing with how the teams should reduce spending, in between moments when they were jetting off to other meetings to discuss lowering spending on other stuff.
F1 Medical Car: A top cardiovascular specialist has warned that Honda’s pull-out has created a potential health time bomb not foreseen by the Japanese company and has urged officials to…
Tokyo: Despite their F1 team not technically existing any more, boardroom honchos from Honda were last night celebrating umpteen consecutive imaginary double world championships thanks to the massive funding of…
Ennyowliun: Shortly after tidying David Coulthard’s final re-arrangement of his RB5 into the now weekly-rented Red Bull skip, the aforementioned was awarded yet another trophy to go with his 13…
Prejudiced Spanish half-wits have been congratulating themselves for the more sophisticated bigotry methods employed before and during the final 2008 Grand Prix at Sao Paulo compared to their Brazilian counterparts.
Benito Mussolini, the famous dead fascist wartime leader of Italy is said to be, “incandescent with spectral rage” at the slighting of his previous protectorate following the alleged collusion of Toyota and Mclaren against Ferrari at the recent F1 championship finale in Brazil.
Mosley admits running the FIA, “an absurd thing to do”
Boffins at Renault’s French HQ were last night praising efforts made during the 2008 season to harness the dark arts following 2 late season victories by Fernando Alonso.
The already simmering tension between championship hopefuls Lewis Hamilton and Felipe Massa has reached boiling point following their controversial coming together in Japan with the latter suggesting that a punch up between the respective male parents would inevitably result in humiliating defeat for Hamilton senior.
“What would you have done in the Spa chicane mix-up?” • Overtaken but driven around one-handed to negate advantage 5% • Given the corner back then not overtaken anyone till…
Bow Bells: Kimi Raikkonen’s manager Steve Robertson last night praised the outgoing World Champion’s 2008 season, hailing it as “mission accomplished” following the Finn’s crowning with the most number of meaningless fastest laps trophy by some parcel delivery service or something. (more…)
Oirland: Guinness, the famous stout brewer and publisher of human and animal freakery for the benefit of voyeuristic dullards everywhere yesterday confirmed the world record youngest ever cloud of noxious bum gas from assembled drivers atop the Italian GP podium. (more…)
Outside ducking stool shop, clutching faggots & firelighters: Denying there was any bias in recent adjudications, chief FIA official and defender of the motoring sports kingdom Maximillian Mosley called together…
Corridor outside Mr Domenicali’s office: Force India today apologized for competing in the F1 Championship this year and promised never to do such a silly, stupid thing again. (more…)
Pleasance Theatre, Edinburgh: speculation Fernando Alonso’s future employment lies with Honda escalated when it was revealed yesterday that the former double world champion is tired of being thought of as…
Manchester, so much to answer for: there was good news for indifferent under 13 go-kart drivers today with the announcement that following the success of the Team GB Olympic cyclists,…
Felipe Massa was forced to leave a freshly prepared bowl of muesli and dried apricots when a wasp flew within range of his Hockenheim breakfast table. Shaken but unharmed during…
32 Manor Park Road: A 53 year old woman from Caithness has today sensationally announced she has a contract from Bernie Ecclestone to run the British Grand Prix from her…
Bermondsey Recycling Plant: The Scottish F1 driver David Coulthard is to be broken up at the end of the current F1 season a tearful Red Bull work force was informed…
Ladbrokes: Yet more off-track kafuffles involving Britain’s for-the-time-being favourite F1 driver, Lewis Hamilton have resulted in a rush of betting prior to July’s British Grand Prix. But unlike most sporting…