- 4-time champion Vettel to be rebranded as mostly-not-champion
- Ocon handed Alonso career-disaster baton
- Vandoorne super grateful for Mclaren gap year opportunity
- What a legacy my 2018 bloopers reel is though, says Vettel
- Hamilton haters annoyed he’s not crap at driving
Could we have a different Indian patriot please? say Indians
Indians were asking if they could have an alternative billionaire patriot to the Vijay Mallya one they’d been given as he’s basically gone and done
Vodka flavoured water just water, discovers Raikkonen
Kimi Raikkonen has discovered the vodka in his drinks bottle is actually water after his Ferrari team forgot to connect it at the Hungarian Grand
Claire Williams unaware dad owns team
Claire Williams has forgotten her dad owns the eponymous team she’s allegedly helping to run.
Bottas luck to be weaponised
Valtteri Bottas‘ bad luck is to be synthesised into a toxic gas and deployed as part of NATO’s strategic first line of defence.
Mercedes to double-down on conspiracy theory department
The Mercedes team are to redouble their conspiracy theory efforts after their Ferrari-are-sending-out-Kimi-to-crash-into-us plot was immediately held up to ridicule.
Germans still bloody win at things go British GP fans
British Grand Prix fans were dismayed to learn that you can only laugh at the Germans for about 10 minutes before they piss all over
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