- Vettel quits to spend more time going over and over and over what the fuck happened
- Helmut Marko mainly missing firing people
- Bloke who told Ferrari to retain Raikkonen in danger of looking sane
- Kubica leaves Williams with mutual contempt
- Vettel to practice stoical face for rest of life
That’s Red Bull Wang!!!!
Red Bull have sent the bloke from their first team back to the second team they hired it from, joining the other bloke they’d done
August 14, 2019
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Haas 5-year plan to get worse
as’ 5 year F1 plan was to turn into the clusterfuck team everyone thought they would be when they first turned a wheel at Melbourne in 2016.
August 4, 2019
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Heightened F1 excitement still no match for cricket
2 Grand Prix in a row featuring nail-biting excitement can’t shift the reality F1 is less exciting than cricket, say experts.
July 20, 2019
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F1 now Schroedingers Cat
F1 has now moved into the quantum realm, scientists have confirmed.
July 12, 2019
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Booing this particular podium perfectly alright, say Ferrari
Ferrari have insisted booing the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix podium was perfectly acceptable unlike on previous occasions when it wasn’t.
June 13, 2019
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Ferrari insist everyone come down to their level
Ferrari have asked if everyone couldn’t come down to their level of absolute omnishambles.
May 20, 2019
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