- Vettel to practice stoical face for rest of life
- Bottas 2.0 rolled back to 1.0 again
- Hulkenberg career to be immortalised in shit
- “Does writing Honda love poetry count as working?” Horner asks FIA
- Bottas summer break mainly to be spent on Immodium
F1 now Schroedingers Cat
F1 has now moved into the quantum realm, scientists have confirmed.
July 12, 2019
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Booing this particular podium perfectly alright, say Ferrari
Ferrari have insisted booing the 2019 Canadian Grand Prix podium was perfectly acceptable unlike on previous occasions when it wasn’t.
June 13, 2019
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Ferrari insist everyone come down to their level
Ferrari have asked if everyone couldn’t come down to their level of absolute omnishambles.
May 20, 2019
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Bottas not the type of competitor who won’t let me win, says Hamilton
is Hamilton has once again praised team-mate Valtteri Bottas for not being Nico Rosberg: the dastardly German who wouldn’t let Lewis win all the time.
May 8, 2019
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Leclerc sorry for being good
Charles Leclerc has apologised to his Ferrari team for being so fast.
April 28, 2019
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Gasly hiring probably Renault’s fault, insists Horner
Red Bull Racing only ended up with Pierre Gasly because of Renault, team principal Christian Horner has announced.
April 20, 2019
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