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  Honda to launch Honda ‘Shit’

  Struggling to locate marketing opportunities with its F1 program, Honda are thinking of launching an appalling family car to try and cash in on the tanking clusterfuck.

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  Hamilton presented with massive metaphor

  Lewis Hamilton was presented with a replica – or “fake version” of one of Ayrton Senna’s helmets to remind the Englishman what the family thought of his “record-breaking” pole position at Montreal.

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  Honda confirms Alonso curse

  Honda have confirmed that Fernando Alonso will never escape their ineptitude no matter where he hides.

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  Alonso suddenly remembers Days of Thunder was the one he liked

  Fernando Alonso has just remembered he liked the film Days of Thunder, not Driven.

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  Earth Dreams Honda employees now proud of their work

  Staff who worked on the Earth Dreams Honda have finally stopped crying, it’s been revealed.

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  Ecclestone wakes up in body of an arsehole

  Bernie Ecclestone has woken up after a half century asleep to discover he has been trapped in the body of an arsehole.

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  • Formula 1

  Alonso craving grits

  Fernando Alonso has got a craving for grits and there’s nothing anyone can do about it.

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  Revenge a dish best served cold, admits Dennis

  Ron Dennis has admitted he never forgave Fernando Alonso for their toxic falling out in 2007 and re-signing the Spaniard was the greatest revenge he could have imagined.

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  Last year I was high on Leicester City, says Raikkonen

  Kimi Raikkonen was driving faster last year because his team Leicester City had just won the English Premier League title, the Finn has explained.

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  Make your fucking minds up, F1 fans told

  F1 fans have been told to decide whether they want fast, mean looking cars or overtaking because the stupid dickheads can’t have both, obviously.