- Pre-launch overalls lack authenticity of tear stains, confirms Ricciardo
- Tried all we could to retain that Verstappen team-mate bloke, says Horner
- Hamilton pitched Fresh Prince of Bellenden
- Vettel vows to let everyone down much earlier in 2019
- Will Smith absolutely thrilled by 8th Mark Hamill-Lewison European title
You don’t get it: I’m just much better than this says Alonso
Fernando Alonso has told the F1 world not to be sad he’s gone because he’s definitely not going to miss them.
Ocon in FA Cup confusion
Esteban Ocon has mistakenly conflated his actions crashing into Max Verstappen with that of a lower league side knocking out a Premier League one in
Jos Verstappen finally proud of Max
Jos Verstappen has grudgingly given in to the hype around his son but only now the 20 year old has physically confronted his fellow competitors.
German sporting catastrophe synchronisation most efficient in world, exclaims nation
Sebastian Vettel has managed to successfully synchronise German sporting failure by perfectly aligning his own metaphorical and literal car crash with that of his nation’s
Yeah but we’ve got your soul, Williams tell Russell
Williams aren’t asking George Russell for millions of pounds but do own his soul for perpetuity, the Grove team have confirmed.
Ferrari eclipse Brexit fuckwittery
Ferrari are now the stupidest thing on the planet including Brexit, everyone’s agreed.
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