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  • F1 2014 andre lotterer caterham

    Lotterer revives 30-something male pipe dream

    Men in their mid to late 30′s have been allowed once again to imagine it’s somehow not too late to get to F1. The mildly obese male singleton Top Gear fan demographic was thrown the illusory bone by Caterham’s unexpected hiring of 32 year old ‘veteran’ Andre Lotterer at the recent Belgian Grand Prix. Demographic-matching

  • F1 2014 daniel ricciardo belgian grand prix

    Ricciardo won some races, apparently

    Some of the 2014 F1 races have been won by Daniel Ricciardo in a Red Bull, it’s been revealed. The 25 year old Antipodean crossed the finish line before anyone else in up to 3 of this season’s races without anybody noticing; despite having so many teeth he can veer ships onto the rocks by

  • F1 - 2014 - Kimi-Raikkonen-Fernando-Alonso-F14-T

    Ferrari to outsource future mud slinging

    The Scuderia Ferrari team are to outsource all future blame, counter-blame and public blood-letting roles to a third party, from 2015. The Italian F1 shambles are once again enjoying a season of technical department ructions, trigger-happy sackings, driver insecurity, passive-aggressive public finger-pointing and abject failure. The internal turmoil admin has finally become too much for the famous

  • F1 - 2014 - mclaren

    Mclaren PR department annoyed actual racing re-starting

    The Mclaren team are coming to terms with a return to racing and the end of yet another successful August break campaign of fluff and media bullshit. The Woking outfit once again showed their unbeatable prowess at filling the mid-season lull with tweets, PR froth and non-stories designed to remind F1 fans of their history,

  • F1 - 2014 - vettel titles downgraded

    Vettel titles downgraded to junk status

    Credit rating agency Standard and Poor’s have downgraded Sebastian Vettel’s world titles to ‘junk’ status. The high finance twats announced the re-assessment following the German’s latest, ongoing humbling at the hands of his pantomime horse team-mate, Daniel Ricciardo. Chief Analyst, Hector Vector explained, “there was always some doubt underlying the intrinsic value of these assets

  • f1 - 2014 - bernie ecclestone vladimir putin

    Murderous regimes urged not to talk to Bernie Ecclestone

    Corrupt, failed states are being urged not to have any future dealings with Bernie Ecclestone if they’re to remain credible. Regimes fuelled by corruption, intimidation, violence, the subjugation of its citizens or who move to annexe neighbouring territory have been told that they risk all their carefully cultivated evil credibility by mixing with the midget

  • Unfettered triumphalism proves Nico's not German, agree experts

    Unfettered triumphalism proves Nico’s not German, agree experts

    Nico Rosberg being so keen to big up German sporting achievements proves Nico Rosberg’s not German, experts have agreed. The son of ex-World F1 champion, Keke not only bigged up his own victory at last weekend’s German Grand Prix but had previously tried to have his helmet customised in celebration of the country’s recent triumph in